Orbital Obliterates Petrochem Site (OOPS)

As the Orbital FOGM (Finger of God Missile) fell late last night, so to did the number of Petrochem drones needed to survey the crops covering millions of corporate owned croplands.

“The drone production facility was not the target,” remarked the young Orbital exec, “An atmospheric anomaly cause a ‘navigational echo’ delayed the shot moment too long causing the FOGM to pepper the drone facility instead of the intended target. . . that target is classified.”

Calculations show the only other viable target within the timing error was a convoy of nomads to the north.

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